The Vuvuzela is fast becoming the most annoying invention ever to be thrust upon the world stage. After four years of waiting, dreaming and hoping for a fantasic World Cup finals in South Africa all we are being exposed to is ear-numbing, senseless, mind-melting, irritating, eye-ball scratching, heart breaking, atmosphere-wrecking, game spoiling and deafening noise.
It has to stop.
Keep an eye on this site. Send me messages and I will forward to Mr Blatter of Fifa. Come up with suggestions of alternative uses. I will be adding to the site in the next few days.